Disclaimer
All the characters and incidents in this story are real . Any resemblance to any fictitious character , living or dead, is purely serendipitous .
I did not plan this. Not that i was not going to write about this. I eventually would have . But not now. Now was a time to write about other things , things less dramatic ... things more pleasant.
But as destiny would have it , and indeed its destiny which has it all the time, events took an unexpected turn and i am compelled to write about this now.
Before i proceed to the actual storytelling , let me introduce the main characters :
Herr Venkataraman Santhanam aka "Venki"
He is the principal protagonist of the story. Well there is a lot i can tell you about this guy. Indeed i plan to dedicate a post for him. But for now a short intro would have to suffice.
Venki is a cheerful guy from IIT-K (Dept . 'Batti') . Don't be fooled by his name. He is originally from chennai but he is a born and brought up 'Dilli ka Launda'.
You know he has a good command of hindi because he passes the ultimate test ,
using the "desi " gaalis , with flying colours !!
Now what you need to know about him is that he is an affable chap with a happy-go-lucky attitude. He would befriend anyone and everyone he meets. Now this can be a dangerous thing to do ... As you are about to discover soon.
Herr Joseph (supposedly so) aka "The Black Man"
Let me now introduce the principal antagonist of the story . And as in any good story he is also the principal character of the story (Who wants to see a batman without a Joker ,right ?)
Well one thing you really need to know about the black man is that ... well, he is Black . Now before you draw out your swords and start calling me a bloody f***ing racist , let me clarify that i am not alluding to his skin colour ( which , by the way , is black ) .
What i am referring to is his intent .. his diabolic mind . He symbolizes all that's dark and ungodly and wrong with this world. He is Satan's own son... no he is Satan himself . ( Alright this is too much of an exaggeration , but will help you get in the mood )
Extras
Will be introduced as they come along .
Now Let's delve straight into the story .
May 16 , 2009
Max Planck Guest House
"The day sucked ". Venki thought out loud while he cooked dinner ( Cooking being one of his many talents .) He was in a terrible mood , his usual cheerfulness gone.
" Who the hell stole the cycle?. And i thought Germany was supposed to be a safe place and all. And what would i tell him... " .
Suddenly he heard a sound and in a flash he was standing right at the kitchen door. It was almost as if his fears had materialized right before his eyes . Holding a basketball in his hands , sporting a muscular body , The Black Man approached a terrified Venki. He could feel a lump forming in his throat.
"Hi" , smiled Joseph (The name he gave to Venki) "How are you?" .
"Hey . i am good . So wassup ?" Venki managed. He was a bit encouraged , seeing that smile , but his fears has not yet been allayed.Understandably so.
"I want to talk. We sit in your room? " . (English is not Joseph's forte) Joseph seemed pretty cool about it.
"As if i have a choice " rued Venki. "Sure " He said aloud.
Once inside the room , Joseph began " I meet English guy at basketball today. I surprised , he with my cycle. So i asked him..."
"Your cycle .." Venki tried to clarify.
"I talk. You quiet. He tell me, you sell my cycle to him for money. You fucking the wrong guy. I a drug-dealer. If you lie, i kill you. You try to fool me!! "
To say that venki was scared shit would be a gross understatement.. He was all alone in a new country and here this black , muscular guy was sitting in his room , claiming to be a drug dealer and threatening to kill him . As he later put it " Meri buri waali phat gayi !!" - Maybe this expresses it better.
" That cycle cost me 400 euros. I want my money. " growled Joseph. And before Venki could react ,he hardly was in a state of mind to react , Joseph began rummaging around . He snatched Venki's wallet and took out all the money.
"All the money !!!" Venki sprung back to life . "Please " , he pleaded, " I need the money . I have no more. I did not sell the cycle. It was stolen today morning. " He has lost all hope of not being robbed. He was thus trying to minimize the loss. "At least leave some!!".
Joseph looked at him. Venki was cutting a sorry figure. " Okay. I leave with only 230 euros rite now.But i find out the truth. And i kill the liar" he threatened menacingly.
And as suddenly as he came, The Black Man left.
(To be continued ...)
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Dude...seriously.. u let me down by this post! cudnt understand much except that there is a black man and a guy from dilli... either u shld hv finished the story , so that it made sense after all or at least written in proper understandable English!
ReplyDeleteI admit the post is a bit biased towards those who know of this incident.
ReplyDeleteBut Lets first see what this post was supposed to convey :
1. There is a guy called Venkat from Delhi who lives in Max Planck Guest House
2. There is a Black Man
3.The black man practically robbed 230 euros from this guy from delhi
You seemed to have got the first two. I don't really see how can anyone have missed the third !!!
The story (incident rather) was not completed as it was getting too long for a post.Nevertheless i will keep it in mind for further posts .
"proper understandable english"
-->If you are referring to the statements made by the black man, well thats how he speaks. I concede its not proper , but it sure as hell is understandable !!!
--> If you are referring to the post in general , well then i am sorry if i can't meet the high standards of english expected by you. I have my limitations .
Thanks for the comment !!
Hey, I got the third one too!.. any dumbo wud get it too! wht i didnt get was the intent... i thought he was just tryin to pull other guys leg! didnt know he actually robbed him!
ReplyDeleten common dude... u only set ur standards of english so high...(just read ur frst post again, u'll feel it! :D)
Well i think i should have completed the story ... But then you learn as you go ( And this "story" might not have met its end yet!! )
ReplyDeleteHonestly i dont know how my previous post had set so high standards that the next one failed to be "proper and understandable " !!!
Thanks nevertheless . at least one of my posts are worth reading ;)